"Prison labor? But everything at Whole Foods is supposed to be cage-free," Colbert joked.
Later, he offered Colorado Correctional Industries, the program that provides prison labor to other companies, a new motto: "Our cheese is aged 25 to life, with no chance of parole."
Skip to 1:19 to hear the rest of the bit that relates to Colorado.
The Colorado Department of Corrections has maintained that its program teaches offenders accountability and integrity.
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